Garlic Gallop
Sleepy Llama Eating Raw Garlic
That is the whole plot. The llama would rather be asleep, garlic is the only thing keeping it up, and somebody left magnets all over the fridge.
How to play
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Jump the magnets
Space, ↑, a click or a tap. Hold it for a full jump, let go early for a short hop.
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Duck the gnats
↓, a right click, or the Duck button on a phone. Hold it to stay low. Ducking in mid-air drops you back to the floor faster.
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Eat the garlic
The Awake bar drains the whole time. Every bulb tops it up. Let it run out and the llama naps on the spot.
Why this exists
Browsers hide a little game on the page you get when the internet goes missing. SLERG wanted one of its own.
You can play it right here any time. And once you have visited slerg.com, losing your connection anywhere on the site brings up this game in place of the error page. No wifi needed, only garlic. The name comes from one of the leading theories about what SLERG stands for.